HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

HP

House Party

“wanna hp sometime”

by Jessica Morgan November 18, 2018

HP

Horrible Product

Don’t buy a HP

by Flipadidado February 10, 2018

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023

hp

Abbreviation for Houseparty

Oliver: Hey, wanna hp?
Tati: No

by yes no maybe yes May 4, 2020