honker

A bad babysitter.

"That last babysitter y'all got us was a honker." (expressed by a 5 year old)

by blayblade August 20, 2021

honker

slang: a very large nose

with a honker like that, you must need a hankie the size of a bedsheet

by skyblue23 January 31, 2025

Honker

Referring to the red nose of a clown, slur used against clowns for there squeaker noses

“I hated the 2016 honker era”

*gasp*

by Naked_Nathaniel July 29, 2025

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

Honkers

fabric tearing tiddies, huge gigantic boobies, voluptuous female appendages,

Person 1: bro what would you do if I had honkers 😈
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)

by Ace April 24, 2022