Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.

That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!

by Trades July 30, 2019

Halalegal

Something is legal by the law and halal (allowed by the Islamic law) at the same time.

I'd recommend camping as a great activity. It's halalegal.

by RouterRat September 8, 2019

hikaling

The process by which mountain bikers traverse terrain through a combination of biking and hiking.

"That drop-off on Alligator Alley is a real doozy; I might crack my ribs or skull open if I ride down the Big Gulp section. Let's just go hikaling down it."

by Jackie O'G. April 23, 2008

Hilareality

A real-life situation that is comical to the point of seeming fabricated. If you've ever said "that can't be real" only to find out that it was true, you've experienced hilareality. First broadcast on 710 KIRO's radio show "Too Beautiful To Live", read by host Luke Burbank from a fan's email.

The example of hilareality given on the radio show is of a Jacksonville-based Lasik eye surgeon named Robert I. Schnipper...

by Jeff-DC July 2, 2008

hialeah it

Mostly used by people who live in South Florida, who are familiar with the city of Hialeah.

v.
it means to half-ass something; the cobbled together, cheap and dirty, sloppy way of doing something when lacking the skills, materials, or time to do something well.

G1-oh i need a picture of this for the project
Y1-oh don't worry; i'll hialeah it off their website and photoshop it

R1-oh man i need a good sample of this by 2pm!
F1-i can hialeah it off of the last project we used it for

by Morgan&Gina June 7, 2009

Hila

She’s a beautiful, amazing, nice, funny, talented and smart person. She’s always there for all of her friends and has the funniest and best ever ways to show her friends she loves them. She always is there for her friends if they need it.

Guy 1: yoyoy see that girl
Guy 2: she looks like a hila
Guy 1: she is beautiful and hilarious

Guy 2: So true

by Jonforsomereason August 19, 2021

Hialeah Senior High School

Hialeah Senior High School is The breeding Place for many of Miami/Hialeahs Chonga and Chongo Population. It covers Grades 9 - 12, but most of the school's population drop out by age 16. This is one of the only schools where They serve Stale bread on sandwhiches and warm up four day old pizza for breakfast. Also, This is the ONLY school when you walk into the Administrators Office and find they're out to lunch at 6:45 AM!

Rick : Wow, She is a Huge Chonga.

Paul : She must go to Hialeah senior High School.

by Adrian L. Rodriguez October 18, 2008