Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

Hesin

Heady resin. To smoke marijuana keef sprinkled on marijuana resin.

I just ran out of weed! Looks like it's time to smoke some hesin.

by The Medic October 16, 2008

He's a nice guy

You really don't have anything to say about him.

Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..

by yayayaytomm February 4, 2010

Hesta Prynn

The hot one from Beastie Girl rap group Northern State. Named for Scarlet Letter.

Dude: Yo did you see that girl on the mic?

Other Dude: That's Hesta Prynn.

Dude: I'd hit it.

by Like Whoa 1000 October 24, 2011

Hesburgerking

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.

The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?

by jassuran June 18, 2023

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Hestia

Hestia (Vesta), sister of Zeus.

Hestia is the virgin Greek goddess of the hearth and home.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010