Nicolaas (Self) Harm

Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!

"I just touched Nicolaas (Self) Harm, it was so good!!"

by Sigma guy of the lands between March 5, 2025

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

incel self harm

nigel put on chatroom suicide watch by concerned admin

incel self harm cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024

Harmy

(noun) 1. A Sahi that steals mothers. Harmy gets evil at midnight but nobody knows why
2. epicness
(adjective) 3. epic
(verb) 4. to steal a mother, typically on their birthday
(verb) 5. to desire and/or acquire noodles
6. To do anything that typical Harmy (noun) would do

1. Harmy is evil in midnight. Look at him!
2. There's enough Harmy for everyone, but not enough everyone for Harmy.
3. Have a Harmy Christmas!
4. If you Harmy, I'll have to fing my charangonat.
5. Wanna go out Harmying with me?
6. I just Harmied. It felt weird; I am no Sahi.

by PisceanPrince June 13, 2022

Harmful

Harmful is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing harm or injury. It describes something which is detrimental, hurtful or damaging either to you or others.

Bullshitting is as harmful to your credibility as smoking is to your health.

by AKACroatalin August 11, 2016