Like Handles

n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.

Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."

Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"

by Lakisha Jenkins August 21, 2008

jug handle

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.

"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."

by Bill M. December 17, 2004

handle up

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

poo handle

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.

"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"

by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014