wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

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Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 23, 2021

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guppy mixer

a person who "brings nothing to the party"; a lame ass; one lacking in personality

This party was bumpin til that guppy mixer showed up.

by catywhompus August 10, 2009

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Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 01, 2023

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