A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
by Testeacles April 1, 2023
Get the Carpet Guppymug. by ShadowShark October 11, 2011
Get the wounded guppymug. After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021
Get the Guppy Gapermug. Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.
by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022
Get the Dehydrated Guppymug. Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!
Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
Get the horny guppymug. by andycdshabajaba February 20, 2014
Get the guppi grinmug. 