wounded guppy

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower
by ShadowShark October 11, 2011
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Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
by PseudonymousAnonymous January 23, 2021
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guppy mixer

a person who "brings nothing to the party"; a lame ass; one lacking in personality
This party was bumpin til that guppy mixer showed up.
by catywhompus August 10, 2009
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Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
by Testeacles April 01, 2023
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Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it
by Chinese gamer master October 08, 2021
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puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you
by olivia.lakree December 03, 2020
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horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.
Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
by BoahGee December 12, 2022
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