Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

ganktify

to smash, hit, or destroy something with much force

(playing baseball) gangtify that ball garrett!
(past tense) oh man you gangtified that ball!

by chris January 31, 2005

Gamer gunk

The substance on your keyboard consisting of cum ,cheeto dust and finger sweat

I have to get my keyboard cleared because there was so much gamer gunk

by Fat mom fucker June 28, 2020

guntfucker

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.

Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.

by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008

bad-gunky

from Stephen King's "Lisey's Story"
if the protagonist feels very bad and angry, something overcomes him. That's the bad-gunky.

Scott had that really bad-gunky, to let it out he made a blood-bool.

by nikhon August 3, 2009

Gunt Hopper

A typically skinny male who loves Women with large Gunts. He typically weighs about half as much as his beloved Gunt owner. Some are even injured when they try some different sexual positions such as having the Gunt ride him.

Did you hear that John is a Gunt Hopper? His Women rode him and he almost suffocated.

Wow look at the Gunt on her! Oh, and look, here comes her Gunt Hopper.

by THags September 1, 2008

gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!

by cuddy February 14, 2005