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Gummythology

1. A collection of myths, especially one belonging to gummy bears, gummy worms, or other gummy races.

2. The study of Gummy bears.
According to the gummythology, A red gummy bear and a yellow gummy bear will make a orange gummy bear cub, however the favour of it is unknown.
by Art Xiudio July 27, 2023
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Louisiana Gummybear

A sexual act which takes place in a swamp, where a really fat guy wearing a baseball cap ass-rapes a scene boy and force-feeds him gummy bears through his eye sockets.
Old fat guy: "See that kid over there? I gave him a Louisiana Gummybear, if you get what I'm saying..." *wink wink*

Scene kid: "booty"
by N8QuabsTwabs August 31, 2011
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Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.
Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"
by Brutto81 November 25, 2017
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Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021
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Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!
by DFCW July 3, 2023
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Yummy Gummy

Forcefully yet discretely insert a medium sized gummy coated bear into the opening of a womans vagina. Using your imagination increases the chance of success.

During the act of Yummy Gummy lube is not necessary.
While trying to enhance their love life, Svetlana and Oswald incorporated the Yummy Gummy. JACKPOT!
by Zack Yummy April 21, 2008
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Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.
Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?
by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017
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