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A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.

A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
by Jamboni December 28, 2005
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Man Danny is such a guido
by bigman92 May 8, 2005
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An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.
We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.
by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005
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First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.
I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...
by "That NY Guido" April 9, 2005
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Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.
I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.
by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004
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Any person (most commonly of italian descent) that has an immense amount of pride in himself. Usually wears tight Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy, Calvin Klein, or Guess clothing. Typically spend a significant amount of time on his appearence in order to look flashy and appealing. Hairstyles include Crowns, Front Flips, Fohawks, and spikes. The most abundant place that Guido's are found are in the New Jersey, New York Tri-state area. Can sometimes be associated with metro-sexual as they do tend to care about their outward appearance more then other men. Usually spend time on facial grooming (eyebrow waxing, ect..) and tanning.

Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life
Look at that Guido on the dancefloor.
by TonyDel January 19, 2010
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Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.
guido: shut up before i pop ya weasel ass!
by BronxKid October 9, 2005
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