Tour Guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.

"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."

by J-Win April 21, 2006

gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk

"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire

by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

guidet

A female who often follows a guido, tries to hang out with, wants to have sex with one, or worships guidos. The type of girl who none likes and she trys to act like she if from the tri-state area.

Dude did you see him trying to hook up with that guidet on spring break?

by J-Sprad December 29, 2008

guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.

Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!

by mlkman June 15, 2011

gurder

The act of killing a sentence using grammar in a horrendous way

Don't gurder it, you'll get arrested!

by Essentuan January 29, 2019

Guderian

WW2 German General

Guy 1: do you know guderian

guy 2: no

guy 1: shame

by Heinz Guderian October 14, 2020