Guff Breath

Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.

Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"

Gu- in latin means Dog

FF- in latin means Shit

"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"

"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"

"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"

"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"

"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"

by Francois Steyn June 30, 2009

sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....

martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.

by kez the wez August 22, 2009

guffed

something that is very tuff, just like the fortnite skin guff.

yo that's tuff like guff
that was guffed
tuffington 2 like guffington 2

by GoggleSquadron January 28, 2023

guffbag

Someone who suffers from severe flatulence and is generally unpleasant to be with in confined spaces.
Someone who is a filthmonger and doesn't wash regularly.
A sleeping bag, the smell lingers...

"Look dude open the window and please give us some notice, your a filthy guffbag!!!"
"We're all set for camping I've got the tents and the guffbags and the flashlights..."

by Tom T-Bone Williams July 8, 2007

gufler

The act of dipping your balls in feces and painting someone's face with them.

I had diarrhea today and decided to give my girlfriend a gufler.

by Hilldong January 17, 2014

Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016

Guffrontery

The reaction to a particularly loud or disgusting fart or shart, especially on a packed tube train when female passengers have to use coat lapels as a makeshift gas mask. Look as proud as a man cradling his first born son.

His neighbours guffrontery at his long loud shart was a sight to behold, nothing less than biblical.

by Dogburster December 22, 2018