Guernsey

Looking for an island full of degenerate retards? You've come to the right place. With the States of Guernsey blowing millions a year on their retarded population (who refer to themselves as 'Donkeys'...) and reaching no reasonable standards (because they're useless!).

Person1: "heard of that stupid island? I forgot what it was called..."
Person2: "oh, you're thinking of Guernsey!"

by i_rly_hate_Guernsey December 15, 2018

gurnanimal

A half man Half beast, hes said to be half bear but no one is sure. He roams the wild for punani. It is a magnificent sight if ever seen but it is a short one because this elegant beast moves with the grace of a swan with the power of a tyrannasaurous rex mixed with a bear.

the gurnanimal once killed a leopard mixed with a tiger also known as a liger while fending off the simrat (sim-rat)

by gurnanimal himself May 21, 2008

guera

white females who wanna be mexican... or a real light skinned mexicana who look white

that guera crack me up
she be wearin hella chola makeup & still look like a pale honky

by mizzLulu90 September 8, 2008

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021

esmeralda guerra

The most nicest and pretties girl you will ever meet. Has an amazing personality and nobody can help falling in love with her. She also has a great smile and is fun to be around. There's many more amazing things to say about Esmeralda Guerra but you should figure out more things about her. She it truly perfect.

Example : " have you hung out with Esmeralda Guerra ? She's amazing .

by Lovelybug22 March 13, 2017

Guernsey

adj. (slang)

Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.

Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.

1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.

2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.

3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.

by Guernsey-Rollers December 23, 2009

gurnarel

Background: Born from the sound effect used for the murloc creatures in the online game World of Warcraft which in writing resembles: guarnarnarnarnal.

Definition: gurnarel - an expression of extreme frustation and need to kill something or someone due to that frustration

Alternate Form: GUR_NAREL - implies a level of frustration exceeding regular gurnarel

I've had to poop all morning but it won't come out, gurnarel!

GUR_NAREL, my boss is such a fucktard!

by Weave March 25, 2005