german

n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.

Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds

by zxcvbnm June 21, 2005

Arschkarte (German)

1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.

2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.

1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!

2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck

by Ashere June 16, 2007

Germany

Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

by Victor April 4, 2004

germany

Germany is one of the few countries that admits to and repents the crimes it has committed, something which other countries cannot claim of themselves.

Non-German European who ignorantly believes all Germans are Nazis: Germany is responsible for millions of deaths, which must mean they still willingly support the Nazi ideology, completely illogical bastards that they are.
Me: What about the millions of (insert minority group here) you murdered in your colonies in Africa?
*sound of crickets*

by Nadezhda May 28, 2006

Germaine

noun. Someone who is intelligent and brilliant. He/she is opinionated and strong. But also warm and full of love.

That was a great speech, given like a Germaine.

by thenextabbeyroad August 21, 2010

Germany

Germany is a beautiful country full of people who respect each other and are still repenting for the holocaust 60 years after it ended. Germans would never even dream of saying that they are proud of being German, because their sense of pride and identity was trashed by some freak from Austria a long time ago. The holocaust wasn't the fault of the general population, and Germans have only recently started assuming a kind of national identity again, listening to bands singing in German, enjoying German movies and taking pride in German food, culture, landscapes, tolerance and openness. Germany deserves respect- it has had to suffer long enough.

I'm German-American living in Munich, so I know what I'm talking about, in case you were wondering. Germany is fantastic.

by minionofher July 29, 2008

german sparkle party

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.

Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.

by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013