When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 20, 2009
Get the cock guacmug. Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018
Get the stuiped guac dingomug. When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness
by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025
Get the Guac tuahmug. 