Papi Guac

1. A man of Hispanic decent who makes delicious guacamole.

2. A Hispanic DILF

3. A "badass" who steals items under $3.00 from a store, collects and mods lighters, and show's off half-baked tricks on their penny board.

1. "Wow! This guac is fine af, whose the Papi Guac who made this?!"

2. "Oooh, Papi Guac lookin' spicy!"

3. "Yo, I'm Papi Guac, I repost dank memes on Instagram lol. Wanna see my modded lighter?"

by Papi Queso July 24, 2016

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

gucci guac

A high fashion response to when a situation is lit.

Michelle: I'm gonna go use the bathroom. It's gonna be lit!
Mike: That's Gucci Guac, Michelle!

by umbrellaface January 22, 2016

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021