grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

by BroccoliRob July 11, 2006

swift grumpy

The act of expelling feces at a tremendous speed.

I'm just having a swift grumpy, I'll be 2 seconds

by Won'tgetnoneofyourCD'sback April 15, 2011

Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.

"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"

by I like fruit September 15, 2009

Grumpy Cat

A cat that has a facial deformity; has taken the world by storm

"I love Grumpy Cat!! He is so cute!!"

by ojmayo8 November 22, 2016

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 April 05, 2014

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 15, 2010