Grumping

Grumpy as a result of cramps, especially during her period

Excuse my wife's rudeness, she's been grumping.

by BARNyardBOMBER October 13, 2025

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.

George - Elise how are you today ?

Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !

George - but the day is beautiful!

Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!

George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.

Elise - ……………

George - your such a turbo grump

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.

George - Elise how are you today my dear ?

Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!

George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.

Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!

George - Elise what’s up ?

Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!

George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!

The Crowd - loud round of applause!

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

Grump

An exotic fart. Originates from the Rummel household.

That boy Kurt just busted a grump.

by The Mad Warden January 4, 2021