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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole
Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week
by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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groundhog's gag

When you and the girls go out to the bar and deep-throat the same guy every Friday night.
Damn, them hoe's lookin' like Bill Murray, caught up in that groundhog's gag
by OptimalSquirrel March 27, 2020
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Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
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Groundhogged

When a guy bangs a girl so hard that every time she goes to sleep and wakes up she's at the start of the same day again.
"That guy from Rise Records was groundhogged me so hard that I was stuck in a loop for 3 years"
by BandTrash February 5, 2015
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Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers
“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”
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