Groggles

The uncomfortable feeling of having eaten too much, usually right before bed.

Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that whole burrito -- I've got the groggles.

by jackishh June 19, 2017

groggy

Drunk feeling.
Headache, dizziness....

I felt so groggy after 10 hours of hard work....

by Strobo February 2, 2004

Goggans

An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.

Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...

You're such a Goggans...

by Snickerknickerbox August 18, 2008

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005

Butt Grogger

The act of inserting a "Purim" (the Jewish counterpart for Halloween) "Grogger" (noise maker) in one's anus while leaving the handle protruded. Another will grab the protruded handle and await the cantor's reading. As the cantor says "Haman" (the evil man) the handle-holder and the Butt Grogger will turn oppositely; thus emanating the muffled-clicking sound constituting the "Butt Grogging".

"Wow that lunch came out quickly, I feel as dilated as a Butt Grogger"

by Achashveyrosh January 9, 2009

Groggly

Being -or possessing the quality of- Grey and Ogly and Ugly and Meh.

She's wearing the New Groggly colored coat.
It surpasses Grey in Color
and undermines any fashion talent one may put into design!

by Lush* January 9, 2009

Grognard

A. Pointing out inaccuracies in movies, writing, games, in regard to history, physics, or accepted canonical lore.

B. As a verb (grognarding) to describe the activity of A.

A. Did you see Game of Thrones last night? It was good except middle easterners would never wield katanas, and dragons don't fly like that, sorry to be a grognard about it.

B. We tried to watch 300, but Bill kept grognarding about how the Spartan armor was more like Athenian armor.

by Warlock May 15, 2016