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Gremlins

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
by Punkhead May 29, 2005
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Angry Gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.
While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.
by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006
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gremlinize

The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.
Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!
by YAWA December 14, 2019
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Gremline

We were going to shoot him, but we decided to perform a gremline instead.
by UbEr1337gUy January 20, 2007
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keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.
Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...
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gerbling

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.
Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.
by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004
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