by Blahblahblahblah123:DDDD July 29, 2010
An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.
by Hats-are-cool February 03, 2012
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.
by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009
Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement
Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.
by puick pride awareness October 08, 2018
grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)
(mostly use to describe a special person)
Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.
by nose poop December 29, 2022
A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017