heather graham

I kind of thought she was fit in Austin Powers (by the way she is an actress) and especially when I saw her in the Guru (dressed like an Indian lady and dancing to Bollywood-esque tunes was a major turn on as I am a Paki). But then I decided to go on the internet and look for some clips of her and there are tons of her going on like a proper ho, esp in Boogie Nights and some other movie I forget the name of (Do a Limewire or Kazaa search). Anyways, she is pretty hot but doesnt look as good naked as I hoped and she is apparently estranged from her family because they disagree with her nude movie roles. Anyways, its not my family so I dont give a fuck.

GUY #1 "Heather Graham is pretty hot in the Guru, damn why cant more Asian gals look that hot in a sari! "

GUY #2 "But she's a ho in Boogie nights and she aint look that good naked."

GUY #1 "Well I guess shes got pretty big tits for a girl that thin. Are they implants?"

by BigP69 October 8, 2005

Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.

Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.

by crsadoration July 29, 2012

Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...

by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004

ed graham

Strong silent type drummer in the Darkness. Rarrr! Doesn't say a lot, but then it's quality not quantity.

See that Ed Graham? What an Ed Graham... Rarrr!

by Yumtastic January 23, 2004

Graham, Tx

A city in Young County, Texas that gets 2 penalties for the band playing to loudly

Yo, did you hear Graham, Tx got another penalty for playing to loud?

by Sims3Farmer127 November 22, 2011

ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing

What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.

by CEG September 22, 2008