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GOOCHIES!

the process of thrusting your fingers into one other's ribs or side and yelling GOOCHIES!
"GOOCHIES!"

"Aw man, not the Goochies..."
by The Goochie King July 20, 2009
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gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting
by jones April 20, 2005
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goochin

the act of wiping one's hand between his rectum and gonads after a workout and wiping your scrotal sweat on anothers face.
Ah dude, he went goochin after lifting the other day and got her in the face with his slimy hand.
by Cooter Pooter May 28, 2009
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goochi goo

goochi goo used for girls who are too cute
by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018
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Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead
dude, you are such a goochebag
by d-rew March 30, 2007
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Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
Aw man! I just got gooched!
by KessBlack March 18, 2011
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