Goob

one whose appearance makes them look like a douche and/or baby

"look at that guy wearing ed hardy" "god he's such a goob

by jufro235 November 9, 2010

a globulator

A person or object which has a tendency to globulate

"Oh no. A globulator. Flee children. Flee!"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.

"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"

by Awesome-One November 4, 2012

Gooberballs

Prop. Name - How a drunk british lady defines Jake Gyllenhaal's (and, we asume, his sister Maggie's) last name.

"I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!"

"Ey! That's Jake Gooberballs!"

by Mister Shinobi October 6, 2008

Goober drop

Vomiting into someone's asshole and then having them shit out the vomit back into your mouth then u shove it in her vagina and continue intercourse

Oh shit, Markelle just goober dropped that bitch

by Butch Montreal July 10, 2017

gooball

a most delicious 'herbal' treat made with crushed gramm crackers, cereal (like coco krispies), chocolate chips maybe, peanutbutter, and of course ganja butter. the recipie is very loose and can be modified millions of ways. it's really pretty hard to mess up

"That gooball got me high as hell!"

by gladbird August 10, 2005

Goobacks

Time traveling immigrants from the future that come to the past looking for work. They work for so little that they take the people of the present's jobs. They put their money in a savings acount so that in the future it will be worth billions of dollars. Their language and race are the mixture of every race in the world.

Chad: I've been working at my job for 14 years now and these Goobacks come in and do my job barely any money. They took my JAWB!!

by schweattyballs69 June 18, 2010