Golborne

A back water town located 5 miles North of Wigan and 5 miles South East of Warrington. Surrounded on all sides by numerous council estates. Easily recognisable by the overwhelming concentration of Take-Aways and Pubs. Local dialect is a mix of Wiganer and Leigher.

Person 1: Ey-up cock, how's it gooin? Person 2: Its goin't alreet, still living in't Golborne ghetto

by Gratenkutzombie August 27, 2005

Gobowen

A village in Shropshire full of yokels with half a brain cell between them. It does have a train station however so escape ie easy!

neanderthal gobowen

by magic meg April 8, 2011

goobonds

links between fabrics caused by goo

he's got goobonds all over his bed

by J-K-Krew November 26, 2007

goobak

People from the future who work for very little money. They took our jobs....durb er durb!

"I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries you f***ing goobaks"

by Slutbucketsies December 14, 2008

Goobasket

An asian and or chinese person. Or just anyone with slanted eyes.

Yo ronnie, look at that goobasket

by Daron Biff March 13, 2011

goobada

GOO-BAAD-AH.
Used as a praise.
From Irish Origin;

Short for "Good on Ya'"

Daughter: Mom! I aced a test!
Mom: Goobada honey!

by kanzays. March 16, 2011

GloboFit

A globo gym that tries to offer CrossFit-esque classes, but lacks the necessary equipment and domain knowledge to effectively program a real CrossFit Workout. Many GloboFit instructors will copy other CrossFit gym's workouts and substitute less complex movements in order to preclude themselves from having to coach. This usually occurs when the GloboFit instructor is not Level I Certified and thinks Olympic Lifts are dangerous.

Crossfitter: Hey Andrew, have you done Fran yet?

GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.

Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.

GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.

by AgentCircus March 22, 2012