Goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.

"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"

by Awesome-One November 4, 2012

Gooberballs

Prop. Name - How a drunk british lady defines Jake Gyllenhaal's (and, we asume, his sister Maggie's) last name.

"I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!"

"Ey! That's Jake Gooberballs!"

by Mister Shinobi October 6, 2008

Goobernuts

A term of affection reserved for that special someone.

I love you goobernuts!

by Kranic November 9, 2010

Goober drop

Vomiting into someone's asshole and then having them shit out the vomit back into your mouth then u shove it in her vagina and continue intercourse

Oh shit, Markelle just goober dropped that bitch

by Butch Montreal July 10, 2017

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.

OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!

by Angel July 3, 2003

Goober Zuts

Used to describe a feeling of unexplainable proportion, like cool to the extreme or can be be used for over confusion. One word that be used in many different ways

This week had me stressin like no other guy, but after i saw my chick yesterday I went Goober Zuts bro no joke.

by Rokudaime May 6, 2008

Goobervision

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.

Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.

by bru2586320 April 13, 2009