gizzawatt

A gizzawatt is a measure similar to that of a gigawatt, which is equal to one billion watts. A gizzawatt is used to measure the amount of gizz produced.

She got about 5 gizzawatts all over her face!

by twatmuffin November 22, 2009

gizzled

not functioning, not working well, feeling lousy

I'm feeling awful, I'm rather gizzled today,

We gizzled the one chance we had

by JustQ September 29, 2012

Gizzly

When sailers returned from a long stent at sea they had tangled, sun-bleached beards consuming the majority of their faces. The light color and died fluffy mess on their faces reminded the towns people of the mustache of fizz a soda from the local pop shop left on on the upper lip of its consumers. Therefore, they decided to give the grizzle men an new name by combining the words grizzly and fizzy to create gizzly. Townsfolk hoped the name would encourage the men to shave.
Today it is used to describe a messy clump of dry tangled hair. Usually the word is used to insult the person it is being spoken about.

That girl's hair is so gizzly, a bird just laid its eggs in it.
Man that in one gizzly beard.

by Lt. Dan on the USS BLUE BEARD November 12, 2013

Gizzard Goo

The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.

My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.

by The Conjurer December 16, 2019

Glizzopotomus

Huge weiner lover

That 300 lb Irene sure is a glizzopotomus, fatty loves those weiners.

by Glizzy 101 September 6, 2020

Glizziniah

Lord of the Glizzlys, also refers to a person that is a master at eating glizzys.

“Yo my man Jack ate like 41 glizzys last night!”
“Could he be the Glizziniah?”

by yoboiaman360 July 10, 2021

GAIZZ

An AMAJJING group of friends you'll never have

"OMG look they're so cool"
"Yes cuz they're GAIZZ"

by chimjam November 23, 2021