gobshite

Someone who follows liverpool fc usually dresses like a complete twat and comes from anywhere but liverpool usually completely clueless about football

Kopites are Gobshites

by Hugo1878 July 25, 2006

Gonosyphiherpelaids

What you get when ur slutty girlfriend sleeps with everyone & their brother.

1. Look at her! That slut has Gonosyphiherpelaids.
2. What kinda STD does she have? Gonorrhea No she has Gonosyphiherpelaids!

by ILikeGreenApples Best November 16, 2011

Goboko

Also known as needle dick, this demonic creature Can be found on your couch at 3am, No loaf of bread in your house is safe, only diet is bread and ice cream,can be found climbing any 4,000 footer in New England , this demon can take your identity in a heart beat, can be anyone or anything at any given time, you’ll know when your close to one cause you’ll smell it before you see it, it’s outfit will consist of something awful you’d find in a Pubg Crate , Simply take you camera or phone out and record, should run away within seconds, best of luck if it doesnt,

Yo Connor you see that gobokopicture joe took last night on his phone? Fuckin thing smelled like shit bro

by Stevie2time December 16, 2018

Gobesha

A habesha that gossips behind people's back. Mostly to fellow habeshas.

"Tadesse is a Gobesha"

by kingknb May 12, 2020

Gobslobert

The person that bring 10 items to the 5 items or less. The person who pulls their pants all the way down at the urinal. The person who spams the defuse button at the end of a round of Valorant.

Sorry I was late. There was a bloody gobslobert at the Tesco.

by _xXBSXx_ May 11, 2021

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

Gobshite

Not necessarily a bad thing. A Gobshite, for better or worse, talks incessantly without provocation or purpose and most often without principle. The term Gobshite is Irish in origin, from the old Irish gob, or mouth, and shite, or shit. Shite of the Gob is the primary foundation of the word. It first appeared in print in the “manuscript glossary of US Navy terms” as a word for enlisted men, comparing them to tobacco spit. TheGobshite.com uses the word to capture a wide range of characters. In their first “Gobshite of the Month” they awarded Gary Busey with “Most Amusing” while also awarding Dr. Phil McGraw with “Most Annoying”. They also refer to their staff as Gobshites. Rightly so, a Gobshite for all their yammer can be quite entertaining, and therefore the term may be used as one of endearment.

(From TheGobshite.com) … TheGobshite.com’s first ever “Gobshite of the Month” award for “Most Amusing” goes to Gary Busey... If Gobshite was a type of stone than Busey was carved from it. He goes off on unprovoked rants, promotes unfounded (if at all preconceived) conspiracy theories, and gives “advice” in the form of acronyms for virtually every concept entered into the dictionary.

by Bogshite June 23, 2008