gleets

Gleet is: "a chronic inflammation (as gonorrhea) of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge."

Steve's condition of gleet rapidly esculated

by michelle April 15, 2005

geeksturbate

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological

He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.

by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

king of the geeks

The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.

King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.

Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.

Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.

King of the Geeks (positive):

Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!

King of the Geeks (negative):

Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.

by cridicus arelius August 12, 2009

geeksniff

someone that isnt cool, a dork

dude, jordan is a geeksniff

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

gleesexual

Being attracted to only characters from glee.

“Hey could I get your number baby?”

“NO IM gleesexual!”

by Datboiyetstillgleek December 29, 2020

gleeklist

A multi-line IRC statement, bordering on spam - consisting of a pure and complete list of examples.

gleeklist:
<thegleek> all i want in life is just to reopen all the restaurants again 24x7.
<thegleek> i miss my pho
<thegleek> i miss my butter chiken (indian)
<thegleek> i miss my thai
<thegleek> i miss my italian
<thegleek> i miss my polish
<thegleek> i miss my middle eastern/arabic
<thegleek> i miss my greek
<thegleek> i miss my filipino
<thegleek> i miss my korean
<thegleek> i miss my japanese sushi
<thegleek> i miss my chinese
<thegleek> i miss my german
<thegleek> i miss my vietnamese
<thegleek> i miss my french
<thegleek> i miss my mexican/latino
<thegleek> i miss my brazillian
<thegleek> i miss my hungarian
<thegleek> i miss my british/uk
<thegleek> i miss my persian
<thegleek> i miss my russian/ukranian
<thegleek> i miss my african/etheopian
<thegleek> i miss my turkey/turkish
<thegleek> i miss my jewish
<thegleek> i miss food
<thegleek> it's all i really live for

by PaneerMasala January 13, 2021