Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.

Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."

by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Girth worm

Dead penis.

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!

by vealteen March 14, 2010

Girth Ghost

The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.

“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”

by Xmike223 December 1, 2022

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019