No Girth

Having really small to almost no width on your dick

Andrew Kang is an asian with no girth
Nick Palumbo has more girth then Andrew Kang

by JoeGisGay3 December 20, 2010

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

Gava Girth

A concave member requiring long term thrusting to deliver short term benefits to the female sex. Small and skinny in nature. Not to be bragged about.

She wanted a piece of the Gava Girth

by Wiper di poo-er April 7, 2003

Worth The Girth

When someone or something is worth the girth.

Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?

Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.

by Joseph Luca September 12, 2019

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019