Geoffrey

From the film "Get Him To The Greek"

A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.

Aaron: What is this?
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack

by carnivalkid34 June 7, 2010

geoffrin

To be called geoff and involved in the black society.

s'appenin geoffrin !
Init blad nuttin man!

by I Dont Know, I Forgot January 15, 2008

Geoff

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet he's nice charming and has good looks while at it. He's smart so keep your eye on a guy name Geoff make sure you treat him good or he'll just go away and you'll regret not having him by your side anymore.
Either way he's just a really cute guy with a sense of humor and he'll just make you Chuckle and smile a lot if you know him

Take charges and become a Geoffs friend.

Girl 1: Damn I really wished I hadn't left Geoff go he's a really good guy

Girl 2: Yeah you should've kept him

by Anoyoumus Girl May 26, 2017

Geoff Wilton Quest

The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.

Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic

by flowingwaters June 19, 2010

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by Johnny March 12, 2004

Geoff Bowl

When someone passes a super-cashed bowl (generally a water-pipe, but occasionally a regular pipe) which has long since been rendered unsmokeable. This usually happens because the "Geoff" involved doesn't want to have to load the next one. Origins: Central New Mexico.

"Dude, what the hell was that about? There was NOTHING in there?!"
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."

by fourtwenty twentyfour seven April 13, 2010

geoffery dickens

a nasty ass bitch who dont know how to shower

ew geoffery dickens you nasty

by KKKKKKKKKKOKAY November 29, 2017