gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019

gyroped

One who purchases the most expensive, (not necessarily the best), gear, vehicle, clothing, etc., without the will or skill to use it. The purchase is made in an attempt to appear "cool" or to regain one's lost youth.

"Shannon's dad has a 911 Turbo, a Ducati, and a KTM that he never uses. What a gyroped!"

by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005

gyrozation

When an imp spins his horns in a femal imps ear and sexually pleases it with its other horn.

Freddy the imp used gyrozation to steal back shalandra from the blind midget.

by Maximus Pwnimus May 13, 2005

gyroids

gyrating thyroids that produce too much hormones.

Bob Barker's gyroids were glistening in the sun.

by benear samuri February 17, 2008

Gyrometer

Any object that you cannot figure out what it is.

Hey, what is this thing i found?" "Oh, you mean that thing? That's a gyrometer.

by gulbranson April 14, 2011

gyross

gyROSS

Just a turkish or greek dish whatever. But it contains ROSS so its depressed. Rip Ross.

"U like gyROSS"
"Yaas"

by uwubadżermintinokiarip November 5, 2018

gyroporn

Videos or pictures of fingerlicking hardware formed into a gyroscope

Watching gyroporn on a Saturday night

by M007cav July 22, 2019