geeseman

he comes to your house in midnight and takes your baby geese away :(

mum: be careful, lock your toilet seat tonight, the geeseman might come
kid: mum its fine my geese are safe
next day
kid: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot my geese are gone

by depressed cow January 15, 2020

Geesus and gawd

My saviours

I wauv Geesus and Gawd. Geesus and Gawd wauv u too. They’re my saviours.

by hamburger2020 January 7, 2022

G-greesy

Upcoming Clothing Brand and Soundcloud music known specifically for his wisdom.

G-greesy Clothing Inc. is my favorite clothing brand!

by Paddster September 24, 2019

Kicking Geese

To get really fucked up and vibe with your friends.

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese

by Hantp November 7, 2019

cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean

Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing

by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020

peace to / with the geese

to rock out with your cock out - to move away from the current away

you - i am going to peace with the geese

by Marlin September 9, 2003

Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

by flamingcalamari June 13, 2016