Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

Ground surprise

Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.

She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!

by Viviyin December 25, 2021

Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.

“Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”

by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023

Ground Control To Major Tom

The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.

Fred got home from school and did a little ground control to Major Tom while watching Step-By-Step.

by Mooley March 15, 2010

Ground swallow me up

Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.

While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.

for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging

Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up

by sunshiyong November 25, 2010

Ground beef

when a fat fuck falls on the floor.

Said when kim hasbrook falls on the floor when fooling around: "look mom, ground beef"

by TheHaterOfFat May 13, 2004

Ground Pound

A sexual move when you insert both hand in the pussy then make both hands into a fist when your in the pussy and then slam down as hard as you can.

I ground pounded Becky’s pussy and i think she died.

by Gamer69961 April 24, 2019