goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 18, 2021

Goat status

Goat status is a up and coming clothing line that has much more to offer than clothing they seek to help the youth and support the homeless and those who are less fortunate they strive to change the narrative of black business

That goat status Merch is fire bro

by 12222glock August 17, 2022

Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

Goat Simulator 3

A game that you head butt people and lick stuff

I played Goat Simulator 3 yesterday!

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Goat Syndrome

Goat syndrome a rare disease like an STD, except scientist don't know how it's contracted
you just get it.
Goat syndrome makes you insanely goated at anything you do 💯

u got goat syndrome there's no WAY

by HoodGangMember April 9, 2024

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010