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Gloobing

The action of putting you entire fist inside of someones ear hole
I told you to stop Gloobing me while I sleep
by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023
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Doom and Gloom Mets Fan

The first fan to enthusiastically proclaim the Mets to be the best team in the league when they're on a hot streak then denounce them entirely when they hit a rough patch
Bob: "The Mets lost 6 in a row! They suck! They all suck! Even deGrom!"
Tom: "Weren't you just saying that deGoat and the Polar Bear were going to bring the Mets to a World Series championship like last week? You doom and gloom Mets fan."
by Mmmmmmets August 30, 2019
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Glod

The true ruler of the galaxy with full-fledged smoting abilities
I passed that test, thank Glod
by Jen M May 8, 2005
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Gloobage

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.
Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!
by eloke October 9, 2008
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Glondore

A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.

**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)

1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."

Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:

1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
by Whohaskaren? August 30, 2010
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glooks ghe

Essentially saying "Good looks." Ghe means "G", which is short for gangsta.
Me: "Yo wsg glooks ghe"
Other kid "Merch ghe"
by WalterHartwellWhite308 July 13, 2022
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Gloomberg

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.
Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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