Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.

Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop

by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018

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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010

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glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.

by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

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glazing trim

bullshit some guys just made up once and are using for no reason

blair: what is glazing trim?
kyle: shut up and kys nerd

by I_destroyed_gallifrey June 27, 2023

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glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 21, 2020

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Glazing a knuckle

(Verb) The act in which pre-ejaculatory fluids secret from the tip of the penis during male masturbation creating a donut like glaze over the knuckles.

"Hey do you know where Jim is?"
"Yeah, he's upstairs Glazing a knuckle"

by L Scotty III May 22, 2015

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