glass sorter

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.

after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"

by Shinigami July 19, 2003

glass balloon

Someone's extremely fragile heart

My heart just burst like a glass balloon

by marmelhal January 28, 2016

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth

customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

glass half empty

someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good

she is always looking at the glass half empty

by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021

glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010