Yourself at any point in the future.
"I am going to leave a six pack here for future me ." "I hide stashes of chocolate around my house for future me to find." "I hope future me is smart enough not to do that again!"
by Why is this not a word yet? March 6, 2015
Get the Future memug. A famous art piece drawn by the Singaporean artist Shang Lun Hau.
It depicts in stages the future of a Israeli guy called Ron.
Ron for most of the iterations is shown to be religious.
it starts from 2025 where he has 7 kids and is sad
and from there his mental state and kids count goes up.
The art is meant to set Rons (from the YouTube channel Those siblings
where he shows his ability to grow his nose) future forcing him in to it
It depicts in stages the future of a Israeli guy called Ron.
Ron for most of the iterations is shown to be religious.
it starts from 2025 where he has 7 kids and is sad
and from there his mental state and kids count goes up.
The art is meant to set Rons (from the YouTube channel Those siblings
where he shows his ability to grow his nose) future forcing him in to it
avid art lover: "wow did you see Shang Lun Haus new part of Rons Future"
other super awesome art critique: "yes it is, I wish I could be as good as this art piece, after viewing it I can DIE in peace"
other super awesome art critique: "yes it is, I wish I could be as good as this art piece, after viewing it I can DIE in peace"
by niggozaurus September 10, 2023
Get the Rons Futuremug. smack your buddy in the nuts... he does not think it's funny now but will laugh at it in the future. FUTURE FUNNY!
by oldgoat April 15, 2014
Get the future funnymug. regular beer pong except you wear binocular glasses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered...
Joel: Hey Tyler you wanna play some future pong?
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!
by albert338 December 18, 2015
Get the future pongmug. A derivatives contract that is solely based on the price of bitcoin. These contracts can be traded on the CBOE & CME.
# Bitcoin Futures traded on the CBOE goes under the ticker /XBT. It costs a margin requirement of $8,667.00 - TD Ameritrade.
# Bitcoin Futures traded on the CME goes under the ticker /BTC. It costs a margin requirement of $34,174.80 - TD Ameritrade. You can look up the contract specs on your own time.
Liquidity is very low as it costs a lot of money to trade the product. Although, the price is followed fairly closely to the actual bitcoin data via the exchanges bitcoin API of choice. With this low liquidity, you will be paying a lot of money on spread. For example, Buy @ 13360 & Sell @ 13275, you will pay a $425 spread on just one contract. This is on the CME.
Now for the CBOE, Buy @ 13390 & Sell @ 13460, you will simply pay a $70 spread on a contract. Not bad, but less money to be made on the CBOE then the CME.
Bitcoin volatility posses a factor on trading halts. When bitcoin futures first opened to the public for trading. It had received two trading halts in one trading session. If the currency drops anymore than 10%, all orders will be canceled for a certain amount of time.
# Bitcoin Futures traded on the CBOE goes under the ticker /XBT. It costs a margin requirement of $8,667.00 - TD Ameritrade.
# Bitcoin Futures traded on the CME goes under the ticker /BTC. It costs a margin requirement of $34,174.80 - TD Ameritrade. You can look up the contract specs on your own time.
Liquidity is very low as it costs a lot of money to trade the product. Although, the price is followed fairly closely to the actual bitcoin data via the exchanges bitcoin API of choice. With this low liquidity, you will be paying a lot of money on spread. For example, Buy @ 13360 & Sell @ 13275, you will pay a $425 spread on just one contract. This is on the CME.
Now for the CBOE, Buy @ 13390 & Sell @ 13460, you will simply pay a $70 spread on a contract. Not bad, but less money to be made on the CBOE then the CME.
Bitcoin volatility posses a factor on trading halts. When bitcoin futures first opened to the public for trading. It had received two trading halts in one trading session. If the currency drops anymore than 10%, all orders will be canceled for a certain amount of time.
Wannabe Futures Trader: I received 3 margin calls because bitcoin futures fluctuates through prices like a hot knife in butter.
by EazieWeezie January 11, 2018
Get the Bitcoin Futuresmug. When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
(Sample thread)
Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008
Get the Future postingmug. by PIG January 3, 2013
Get the future pukingmug.