Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

Fumping

When your fucking and humping at the exact same time

Me and my girlfriend were FUMPING last night!

by Fump_addict April 25, 2019

Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.

Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!

by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 2, 2022

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022

Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024