Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

Fumble

When someone... someone... fumbles...

Damn that Afro fumbled

by Skylander003 February 4, 2024

Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.

Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.

by SmileTank October 7, 2025

fumble the bag

Haley Rhonda Maxwell

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it

by lurchking October 15, 2020