flabba jabba

Pointless, usually nonstop talking or mumbling.

Enough flabba jabba lets get to work!

by Jeskah2 October 2, 2009

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabana

Consisting of or pertaining to a flaming banana. A banana that has caught flame mysteriously. Usually seen flying throught the air.

Man, did you see that flabana? It nearly took my head off.

by Grand Master Hardy August 3, 2006

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabba

To steer your car, using only your buttcheeks.

There is nothing better than flabbaing with your friends! Flabbaing, the man's sport.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

chest flab

Small breasts that take on no shape. Not indifferent to a slight stomach or arm fat. Only recognizable by the two nipples. Chest flab is most commonly found on Asian women.

"Hey, look at her tits. Oh wait, those aren't tits, it's just chest flab."

by Curtis Green September 1, 2007

Flabass

A combination of flabby and ass.

Dang, that white girl needs to get her flabass up off that stage before she brings shame upon her family.

That girl's flabass looks like 10 pounds of shit in an 8 pound bag.

by onehandmary August 22, 2008