fuckwit

Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.

"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

by SonOfSamus January 21, 2006

Facebook Fuckwit

A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.

Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.

Fact

Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'

Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!

by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010

fuckwit

Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.

DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.

by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004

fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.

Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb

by BillDooD June 13, 2006

fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.

AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004

Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

by hazzel January 11, 2014

Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016