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Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.
Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.
by Odyeon June 4, 2024
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Friction

Wow, that was some friction getting ready for the Goldberg-Goldman wedding.
by The dog star January 8, 2023
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frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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double friction

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.
by Kristiana January 11, 2008
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Friction Dancing

A dance between a man and a female that have their genitals interlocked with each other, with the act of performing intercourse
At Club Madonna, Friction dancing is only allowed in our private rooms we provide
by SCrusher88 July 13, 2016
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Friction point

First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present
I told my doctor I yanked so hard by the time I was done my friction point got a staph infection
by Bob sagets muffbrow January 30, 2020
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