1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021
Get the Shit Freckle mug.the meal that come after ones official dinner that comprises of left over remains scraped onto one plate and left to cool on a work surface. Once sufficiently cool it is then re-heated in the microwave and consumed. This meal typically consists of mince and rice with a token vegetable and is normally eaten in the early hours of the morn.
'It was 1.00am and Chris strolled into the kitchen eager for some mince and rice. Carefully he slid his luke warm plate into the mircowave and waited in anticipation for the delicious freckens.'
by Lucy-Flex December 8, 2006
Get the freckens mug.while a friend is sleeping, pull down your pants and fart in his/her face also releasing a colony of fecal matter onto their face resembling freckles
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Get the Freckle mug.when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
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