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fraternity

A clandestine group of well-heeled males. While they like to call themselves "leaders", in truth, they are nothing more than manipulators and are more then fairly adept at ruining peoples lives. Don't cross them or they will destroy you. Short on imagination themselves, they hire others to do their thinking for them and are great at taking credit for other peoples work. Unless, of course, the job doesn't go as planned. Then said frat brother cuts his losses and walks. Tremendous deniability. Only friendly to those heads who can advance the brother. A**H***s, every one of them. Occasionally they apologize for being class-one A**H***s, but the moment passes and they go right back to doing what comes naturally. They despise all women, without exception.
Dick Cheney and his merry band of urban fraternity gangstas went to Iraq and tore the country to shreds.
by trueblue6 November 28, 2011
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fatter than albert

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.
"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.
by Leesie September 14, 2007
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Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.
I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please
by Megann Babesss ;D March 5, 2009
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pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...
by Greg December 18, 2003
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flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.
"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."
by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005
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fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.
That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.
by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008
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flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019
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