Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017

Ray Foster

The man who lost queen

Ray Foster will forever be known as the man who lost queen

by De potayto February 28, 2019

fosters flop

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.

"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

sam foster

a child born into rage abused by his father an absolute fucking disappointment to anyone who dares speak to him the biggest cry baby known to man whenever he's pushed or challenged on the field his immediate reaction is to start crying and whining like the pussy he is samuel foster is the type of man you would never want to be around his domineer is that of a petty child.

he cried like a sam foster #faggot#bitch boy#mommas boy#fagnitostarterkit#niggafaggot

by minorities1 November 18, 2019

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008