frosting

To give a handjob with middle and index fingers spread into a V shape, and putting the tool between the fingers and sliding them up and down. Refers to Robert Frost's poem, a wood diverged into two paths. Hence "frosting"

I heard that Tabitha frostings Henry so much.

by John Smith Lives November 14, 2005

Frosting Brain

Someone extremely dumb.

"Why does he always stare at me? It creepy!"

"That's because he's a FROSTING BRAIN."

by OliveTheReindeer December 29, 2013

frosting slingshot

When a man cums in a condom, then takes it off, and shoots the condom at his partner like you would a rubber band.

He gave that bitch a frosting slingshot.

by DarkIlluzionz April 23, 2021

tonsil frosting

When you burst in a girls mouth and then grab some frozen cod steaks (preferably covered in ice from the freezer) and shove them down her throat, causing the flowing liquid to freeze to her tonsils.

When i give that bitch jenny some good old tonsil frosting she floundered around like a fish out of water. Literally.

by Chrissmoob January 5, 2016

Lucky frosting

The fucking that comes after the entree but before the dessert.

My girl is about to give me that lucky frosting and then we eat cake.

by Jdubb326 March 14, 2019

Buttercream frosting crisis

A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs

Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.

by Living meme fangirl queen April 28, 2019

maple frosting

When you cum on a Canadian girls ass and spread it around like frosting with your dick

I hooked up with a Canadian girl last night and gave her a big maple frosting

by Prugertory January 22, 2020