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Pornication

Watching/having porno playing in the background, while engaging in fornication.
Me and my girl got wrapped up in some pornication.
by Aaron Force 1 June 15, 2011
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fornicatorium

an amalgam of fornicate and lubritorium (an American expression for a service station for motor cars, where they are lubricated)
Invented by me around 1957, whilst having my car serviced, opposite a brothel. (Sad soul :-))
He staggered out of the fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of.
by Oldphart June 18, 2006
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fornicanine

would you quit the fornicanine and get your shit done?
by valvespout August 30, 2005
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Fornicationship

When you're not claiming youre in a relationship but you have sex and have relationship expectations.
Craig and Stephanie "aren't together" but she sure acts like they are......they are in a fornicationship
by Pocahontas2022 October 8, 2022
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Cohabitant Fornicationship

A relationship held together only by the emotional bond of out-of-wedlock intercourse and proximity which the couple often mistakes for love.
He is clearly getting abused, but he has already gone so far with this cohabitant fornicationship that if he stops now, it will have all been for nothing.
She makes him feel guilt over the cohabitant fornicationship, repeating that she has given all of her to him over and over and what a horrible predator would he be if he still refuses to say the words, "I love you."
She wants to prove her brother wrong, that what she is going through is love and not a cohabitant fornicationship, but it will be decades before he is persuaded.
by Ferdinand III of Castile August 13, 2024
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forknication

when you put you penis into food
1.ohh my god steak ur sooo nasty

thats the kinda stuff u say during forknication
by Ormarus December 8, 2011
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fordnication

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!
Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.
by right2bleft December 19, 2018
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