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forever DM

A forever DM is someone who is either forced or willingly always plays the gamemaster or dungeon master role in table top RPGs. They spend countless hours on their campaigns just for players to shit on it.
Player: "Hey dude can you DM a oneshot this saturday?" DM: "Why can't you just do it? It's your game after all.." Player: Because you're our forever DM you bitch!"
by SomeGuyIsHere July 27, 2021
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forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
by cforzy October 18, 2019
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forest emo

A pretty sexy emo who has a bitchin' twitter
Did you see forest emo's tweet? Yeah me too
by Captainmuffinswag June 5, 2014
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Red Foreman

Character on ''That 70's Show'' who is constantly threatening to ''stick my foot in your ass'' He is awesome, and calls Eric a ''Dumbass''
1.''Eric, you should read my foot's biography entitled, 'My foot's journey to your ass'''--Red Foreman
2.''Eric, you drilled a hole in my floor. Now I'm my foot's gonna drill a hole in your ass''--Red Foreman
3.''Eric, you're a dumbass''--Red Foreman
by kelsorules1978 May 31, 2006
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foreskin swirl

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.
I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.
by harrisg5 August 12, 2010
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forest fic

A popular fanfiction about two beans named Tyler Joseph, the lead singer/screamer, and Joshua Dun, the drummer for the alternative band Twenty one pilots, where Josh, the boy with blue hair, mocha eyes, and c major lips, only exists in Tyler's mind until they fall in love and they do the dirty. Tyler then is convinced Josh isn't real and proceeds to burn down their tree house with him inside.
You haven't read the forest fic yet? Hold on I'm bringing tissues
by Deejio March 14, 2017
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Foreclosure By Owner

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
by ImperialFleet1 September 24, 2011
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